Tahan Ye Sayang,Sikit Je Lagi..Sabar yer...." [KISAH BENAR PASANGAN PENGANTIN DI MALAM PERTAMA!]

#TAHAN YE SAYANG,SIKIT JE LAGI (KISAH MALAM PERTAMA) | Sepasang pengantin tengah bersiap untuk hari persandingan mereka..Tiba2 Kasut pengantin perempuan tak muat…

#Mereka dah tak tahu nak buat camna..sebab lagi 1 jam nak bersanding..pastu si adik pengantin perempuan memberitahu kakaknya yang dia boleh meminjam kasut dia…..

#Tapi kasut tu tak muat..kerana terpaksa,dia pakai jugak kasut tu..sakit,pedih semua dia rasa..tapi terpaksa la dia tahan sebab harini hari penting dia..

#Bila malam,pasangan tu masuk la ke bilik tidur…perkara pertama yang dia nak buat ialah bukak kasut yang ketat itu.Dia meminta Suaminya membukakan kasut itu..

#Disebelah bilik pengantin itu,ada Ahli keluarga mereka yang tengah curi2 dengar..Tiba2 mereka terdengar suara pengantin perempuan mengerang kesakitan..

..pastu pengantin lelaki menjerit,

Oshh!!!Ketattnyaaaaaaa!

Keluarga pengantin perempuan berkata,Ha..Kan saya dah cakap,Anak saya tu masih dara lagi.. Pastu mereka terdengar pulak pengantin lelaki berkata,

Yang satu lagi ni pasti lebih ketat…Tahan ye Sayang,Sakit sikit je tu…

Kedua-dua keluarga pengantin pun terkedu. Errr…. jahanam ko jantan, depan belakang pun disapunya!..HAhaha

 

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Malaysia (Listeni/məˈleɪʒə/ mə-lay-zhə or Listeni/məˈleɪsiə/ mə-lay-see-ə; Malaysian pronunciation: [məlejsiə]) is a federal constitutional monarchy located in Southeast Asia. It consists of thirteen states and three federal territories and has a total landmass of 330,803 square kilometres (127,720 sq mi) separated by the South China Sea into two similarly sized regions, Peninsular Malaysia and East Malaysia (Malaysian Borneo). Peninsular Malaysia shares a land and maritime border with Thailand and maritime borders with Singapore, Vietnam, and Indonesia. East Malaysia shares land and maritime borders with Brunei and Indonesia and a maritime border with the Philippines and Vietnam. The capital city is Kuala Lumpur, while Putrajaya is the seat of the federal government. With a population of over 30 million, Malaysia is the 44th most populous country. The southernmost point of continental Eurasia, Tanjung Piai, is in Malaysia. Located in the tropics, Malaysia is one of 17 megadiverse countries on earth, with large numbers of endemic species.

Malaysia has its origins in the Malay kingdoms present in the area which, from the 18th century, became subject to the British Empire. The first British territories were known as the Straits Settlements, whose establishment was followed by the Malay kingdoms becoming British protectorates. The territories on Peninsular Malaysia were first unified as the Malayan Union in 1946. Malaya was restructured as the Federation of Malaya in 1948, and achieved independence on 31 August 1957. Malaya united with North Borneo, Sarawak, and Singapore on 16 September 1963 to become Malaysia. Less than two years later in 1965, Singapore was expelled from the federation.[9]

The country is multi-ethnic and multi-cultural, which plays a large role in politics. About half the population is ethnically Malay, with large minorities of Malaysian Chinese, Malaysian Indians, and indigenous peoples. The constitution declares Islam the state religion while allowing freedom of religion for non-Muslims. The government system is closely modelled on the Westminster parliamentary system and the legal system is based on common law. The head of state is the king, known as the Yang di-Pertuan Agong. He is an elected monarch chosen from the hereditary rulers of the nine Malay states every five years. The head of government is the prime minister.

Since its independence, Malaysia has had one of the best economic records in Asia, with its GDP growing at an average of 6.5% per annum for almost 50 years. The economy has traditionally been fuelled by its natural resources, but is expanding in the sectors of science, tourism, commerce and medical tourism. Today, Malaysia has a newly industrialised market economy, ranked third largest in Southeast Asia and 29th largest in the world. It is a founding member of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, the East Asia Summit and the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation, and a member of Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation, the Commonwealth of Nations, and the Non-Aligned Movement.

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SURPRISE!! Jom TENGOK Handphone Apa Yang DATIN Seri Rosmah Pakai.. Haaa.. Nampak TAkkk??

##Apakah Jenama Handphone Yang Digunakan oleh Datin Sri Rosmah? | Mesej sahabat saya kepada saya,“DS Rosmah pakai Handphone biasa sahaja, not even a smartphone”. Saya terkejut, lalu saya katakan kirimkan gambar itu segera, kerana saya tahu rakyat mahu melihatnya. Perincian cerita: Semalam dalam satu majlis Ramadan di Masjid Tengku Ampuan Jemaah di Bukit Tungku, Selangor, kemesraan YAB Perdana Menteri DS Najib Tun Razak dengan YAB Menteri Besar Selangor TS Khalid Ibrahim menjadi viral di media siber...

# Malahan, rakan media saya di Jakarta menghantar pesanan ringkas kepada saya, apakah TS Khalid Ibrahim akan menyertai UMNO kerana tekanan kuat dalam PKR yang mahukan beliau turun takhta. Saya berkata, jika pak Jusuf Kalla dari parti Golkar bisa bekerjasama dengan Partai PDI-P, masakan di Malaysia tidak bisa. Dia menjawab, “he he he…”.

# Apa pun, di sebalik mata merasa seronok melihat kemesraan-kemesraan perbuatan dan ucapan-ucapan di antara dua tokoh ini, ada sesuatu yang tidak disedari oleh khalayak. Namun, sahabat saya berjaya mengambil gambar eksklusif Datin Seri Rosmah Mansur...
Mesej sahabat saya itu kepada saya, “DS Rosmah pakai Handphone biasa sahaja, not even a smartphone”. Saya terkejut, lalu saya katakan kirimkan gambar itu segera, kerana saya tahu rakyat mahu melihatnya...

#DS Rosmah Mansur adalah seorang ibu yang sederhana, seorang isteri kepada Perdana Menteri Malaysia yang sederhana, yang kesederhanaannya tidak dilihat mungkin kerana beliau menunjuk-nunjuk kesederhanaan itu. Beliau boleh sahaja memakai handphone jenama terkini jika beliau mahu...

#Jika beliau yang selalu dimomokkan dengan pelbagai tuduhan liar oleh pihak tertentu, sudah tentu beliau boleh sahaja memakai handphone jenama IPhone 5S jenama baharu atau Samsung jenama terkini. Tetapi, DS Rosmah mengeluarkan handphone jenis lama yang bukan smartphone pun dari beg tangannya!..

#Selama ini, beliau akan menerima baik sesiapa sahaja yang memerlukan kehadirannya, walaupun kadang-kadang majlis itu akan membawa impak negatif kepadanya, tetapi kerana menghormati jemputan penganjur, beliau menghadirkan diri juga. Itu adalah kesederhanaan dalam sikap dan cara membuat keputusan...

# Beliau hadir semalam dalam majlis Yayasan Pendidikan Cheras, malah kenyataan beliau hanya tidur lebih kurang 4 jam sehari membayangkan pengorbanan beliau kepada rakyat dan negara.
Beliau tidak kekok mendekatkan dirinya dalam majlis-majlis agama, majlis bersalawat ke atas Rasulullah SAW, majlis membaca yassin dan tidak lupa menunaikan umrah di Mekkah. Semua ini adalah kasihsayang Allah SWT kepada hambaNYA. Saya yakin Allah SWT akan melindunginya dan memberi hidayah-hidayah yang berterusan kepadanya...


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Malaysia (Listeni/məˈleɪʒə/ mə-lay-zhə or Listeni/məˈleɪsiə/ mə-lay-see-ə; Malaysian pronunciation: [məlejsiə]) is a federal constitutional monarchy located in Southeast Asia. It consists of thirteen states and three federal territories and has a total landmass of 330,803 square kilometres (127,720 sq mi) separated by the South China Sea into two similarly sized regions, Peninsular Malaysia and East Malaysia (Malaysian Borneo). Peninsular Malaysia shares a land and maritime border with Thailand and maritime borders with Singapore, Vietnam, and Indonesia. East Malaysia shares land and maritime borders with Brunei and Indonesia and a maritime border with the Philippines and Vietnam. The capital city is Kuala Lumpur, while Putrajaya is the seat of the federal government. With a population of over 30 million, Malaysia is the 44th most populous country. The southernmost point of continental Eurasia, Tanjung Piai, is in Malaysia. Located in the tropics, Malaysia is one of 17 megadiverse countries on earth, with large numbers of endemic species.

Malaysia has its origins in the Malay kingdoms present in the area which, from the 18th century, became subject to the British Empire. The first British territories were known as the Straits Settlements, whose establishment was followed by the Malay kingdoms becoming British protectorates. The territories on Peninsular Malaysia were first unified as the Malayan Union in 1946. Malaya was restructured as the Federation of Malaya in 1948, and achieved independence on 31 August 1957. Malaya united with North Borneo, Sarawak, and Singapore on 16 September 1963 to become Malaysia. Less than two years later in 1965, Singapore was expelled from the federation.[9]

The country is multi-ethnic and multi-cultural, which plays a large role in politics. About half the population is ethnically Malay, with large minorities of Malaysian Chinese, Malaysian Indians, and indigenous peoples. The constitution declares Islam the state religion while allowing freedom of religion for non-Muslims. The government system is closely modelled on the Westminster parliamentary system and the legal system is based on common law. The head of state is the king, known as the Yang di-Pertuan Agong. He is an elected monarch chosen from the hereditary rulers of the nine Malay states every five years. The head of government is the prime minister.

Since its independence, Malaysia has had one of the best economic records in Asia, with its GDP growing at an average of 6.5% per annum for almost 50 years. The economy has traditionally been fuelled by its natural resources, but is expanding in the sectors of science, tourism, commerce and medical tourism. Today, Malaysia has a newly industrialised market economy, ranked third largest in Southeast Asia and 29th largest in the world. It is a founding member of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, the East Asia Summit and the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation, and a member of Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation, the Commonwealth of Nations, and the Non-Aligned Movement.

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MEMALUKAN!! AKSI Ghairah Dalam LRT.. Tak Ada Tempat LAIN Dah Ke Nak PROJEK ??

##Seorang pelayar web stomp, Farhanah telah merakamkan aksi ghairah sepasang kekasih di dalam keretapi dan berkongsi fot0 tersebut di dalam web berkenaan. Aksi ghairah terlampau berlaku dalam keadaan yang amat memalukan dengan pasangan lelaki meramas payudara teman wanitanya sambil bercumbuan.....

Farhanah menulis:

"Saya lihat pasangan ini berkelakuan tidak senonoh.....

"Mereka terus melakukannya walaupun menyedari perlakuan tersebut disedari ramai penumpang lain."....

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Malaysia (Listeni/məˈleɪʒə/ mə-lay-zhə or Listeni/məˈleɪsiə/ mə-lay-see-ə; Malaysian pronunciation: [məlejsiə]) is a federal constitutional monarchy located in Southeast Asia. It consists of thirteen states and three federal territories and has a total landmass of 330,803 square kilometres (127,720 sq mi) separated by the South China Sea into two similarly sized regions, Peninsular Malaysia and East Malaysia (Malaysian Borneo). Peninsular Malaysia shares a land and maritime border with Thailand and maritime borders with Singapore, Vietnam, and Indonesia. East Malaysia shares land and maritime borders with Brunei and Indonesia and a maritime border with the Philippines and Vietnam. The capital city is Kuala Lumpur, while Putrajaya is the seat of the federal government. With a population of over 30 million, Malaysia is the 44th most populous country. The southernmost point of continental Eurasia, Tanjung Piai, is in Malaysia. Located in the tropics, Malaysia is one of 17 megadiverse countries on earth, with large numbers of endemic species.

Malaysia has its origins in the Malay kingdoms present in the area which, from the 18th century, became subject to the British Empire. The first British territories were known as the Straits Settlements, whose establishment was followed by the Malay kingdoms becoming British protectorates. The territories on Peninsular Malaysia were first unified as the Malayan Union in 1946. Malaya was restructured as the Federation of Malaya in 1948, and achieved independence on 31 August 1957. Malaya united with North Borneo, Sarawak, and Singapore on 16 September 1963 to become Malaysia. Less than two years later in 1965, Singapore was expelled from the federation.[9]

The country is multi-ethnic and multi-cultural, which plays a large role in politics. About half the population is ethnically Malay, with large minorities of Malaysian Chinese, Malaysian Indians, and indigenous peoples. The constitution declares Islam the state religion while allowing freedom of religion for non-Muslims. The government system is closely modelled on the Westminster parliamentary system and the legal system is based on common law. The head of state is the king, known as the Yang di-Pertuan Agong. He is an elected monarch chosen from the hereditary rulers of the nine Malay states every five years. The head of government is the prime minister.

Since its independence, Malaysia has had one of the best economic records in Asia, with its GDP growing at an average of 6.5% per annum for almost 50 years. The economy has traditionally been fuelled by its natural resources, but is expanding in the sectors of science, tourism, commerce and medical tourism. Today, Malaysia has a newly industrialised market economy, ranked third largest in Southeast Asia and 29th largest in the world. It is a founding member of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, the East Asia Summit and the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation, and a member of Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation, the Commonwealth of Nations, and the Non-Aligned Movement.

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ARTIS MALAYSIA YANG DISANGKA MELAYU...TETAPI SEBENARNYA BUKAN...??

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Zahirah MacWilson Putus Cinta Dengan Zul Ariffin?

Spekulasi ini bukanlah kali pertama bertebaran, mungkin jarang memuat naik gambar bersama membuatkan ramai tertanya-tanya mengenai status terkini hubungan Zahirah Macwilson dan kekasihnya, Zul Ariffin. Kalau diperhatikan pun, memang lama benar pasangan ini tidak kelihatan bersama di mana-mana majlis hiburan yang dibuat.

“Hubungan kami baik-baik saja, cuma kami memilih untuk tidak bercerita lanjut mengenai perkara ini. Cukup hanya saya dan Zul saja yang tahu. Lagipun saya lebih selesa hubungan ini tidak diperkatakan umum. Saya tidak kisah apa andaian orang. Saya bahagia bersamanya meskipun jarang muncul bersama di mana-mana,” katanya kepada Harian Metro.

Kerana terlalu sering menjawab pertanyaan mengenai soal hubungan mereka, Zahirah sepertinya sudah kebal dan tidak mahu mengambil pusing dengan andaian orang tentang hubungan cintanya. Sebelum ini juga, Zahirah pernah beberapa kali menafikan dakwaan orang ramai yang mengatakan hubungannya dengan Zul sudah lama berakhir.

Malah jelasnya lagi, beliau dan Zul sendiri memilih untuk tidak terlalu terbuka bercerita dan menjaja kisah cinta mereka kepada umum. Mungkin juga mereka gemar kisah cintanya kekal privasi walaupun dengan peminat. Apapun Zahirah tegas mengatakan mereka masih bahagia. (rtky/w)

 

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Malaysia (Listeni/məˈleɪʒə/ mə-lay-zhə or Listeni/məˈleɪsiə/ mə-lay-see-ə; Malaysian pronunciation: [məlejsiə]) is a federal constitutional monarchy located in Southeast Asia. It consists of thirteen states and three federal territories and has a total landmass of 330,803 square kilometres (127,720 sq mi) separated by the South China Sea into two similarly sized regions, Peninsular Malaysia and East Malaysia (Malaysian Borneo). Peninsular Malaysia shares a land and maritime border with Thailand and maritime borders with Singapore, Vietnam, and Indonesia. East Malaysia shares land and maritime borders with Brunei and Indonesia and a maritime border with the Philippines and Vietnam. The capital city is Kuala Lumpur, while Putrajaya is the seat of the federal government. With a population of over 30 million, Malaysia is the 44th most populous country. The southernmost point of continental Eurasia, Tanjung Piai, is in Malaysia. Located in the tropics, Malaysia is one of 17 megadiverse countries on earth, with large numbers of endemic species.

Malaysia has its origins in the Malay kingdoms present in the area which, from the 18th century, became subject to the British Empire. The first British territories were known as the Straits Settlements, whose establishment was followed by the Malay kingdoms becoming British protectorates. The territories on Peninsular Malaysia were first unified as the Malayan Union in 1946. Malaya was restructured as the Federation of Malaya in 1948, and achieved independence on 31 August 1957. Malaya united with North Borneo, Sarawak, and Singapore on 16 September 1963 to become Malaysia. Less than two years later in 1965, Singapore was expelled from the federation.[9]

The country is multi-ethnic and multi-cultural, which plays a large role in politics. About half the population is ethnically Malay, with large minorities of Malaysian Chinese, Malaysian Indians, and indigenous peoples. The constitution declares Islam the state religion while allowing freedom of religion for non-Muslims. The government system is closely modelled on the Westminster parliamentary system and the legal system is based on common law. The head of state is the king, known as the Yang di-Pertuan Agong. He is an elected monarch chosen from the hereditary rulers of the nine Malay states every five years. The head of government is the prime minister.

Since its independence, Malaysia has had one of the best economic records in Asia, with its GDP growing at an average of 6.5% per annum for almost 50 years. The economy has traditionally been fuelled by its natural resources, but is expanding in the sectors of science, tourism, commerce and medical tourism. Today, Malaysia has a newly industrialised market economy, ranked third largest in Southeast Asia and 29th largest in the world. It is a founding member of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations, the East Asia Summit and the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation, and a member of Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation, the Commonwealth of Nations, and the Non-Aligned Movement.

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